This is more of a picture of a letter than a picture and a letter.  I received this letter a few weeks back informing me that the Christian Brothers, the folks who ran my high school, were filing for bankruptcy protection and if I was touched inappropriately during my high school years, my ability to receive compensation now had a time limit.  So, in the spirit of today’s challenge, I give you my response.

Dear Omni Management Group,

Thank you for your recent communication regarding the current financial of the Christian Brothers.  As we approach the upcoming 20th anniversary of my graduation from high school, it invites a certain amount of reflection back to those days of yore.  However, I regret to inform you that, despite plenty of opportunities, I was not on the receiving end of any sexual abuse from one of the Christian Brothers.

Sincerely,

JWR