In January of 2025, the good folks at Defector.com published a list of 35 topics that have been discussed to within an inch of their life here on the internet. Lucky for me, I haven’t publicly commented on most, if not all, of these topics, so I figured why not dip my toes into the fray on occasion. We will continue today with the third question on their list:
Tipping
To start, here are two things that are absolutely true:
- If you can’t afford to tip, then you can’t afford to go out
- Tipping culture has gotten way out of control post-lockdown
Look, in a perfect world, servers would be paid a proper wage by their employers and tipping could then truly be reserved as a reward for excellent service. We, however, do not live in a perfect world. If you don’t want to tip, or can’t afford to tip, then the harsh reality is that you need to refrain from frequenting those establishments where tipping is legitimately required. It isn’t fair to make some worker essentially pay to take care of you because you don’t think the social contract applies to you.
You’ll notice I said legitimately required, though. Post-COVID, the number of POS systems explicitly asking for, if not totally expecting, a tip has exploded tenfold. I am not the bad guy if I don’t add a tip my total at the local gyros shop. If I go to a pizza place to pick up my own pie, you do not get a tip. Handing me a pre-wrapped hot dog at a concession stand at the ballpark is also not a scenario where a tip is required.
What about tip percentages? This is obviously going to vary by location. The old standard of 15% doesn’t seem to cut it anymore, but 20% seems more than fair. There are plenty of AI generated memes on the social media channels that will claim you should be giving upwards of 30% and some of the pre-programmed choices on these new POS systems do tend towards a higher payout, but that doesn’t mean you need to do it.









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