If you are a multi-national fast food chicken restaurant, how do you promote yourself for Mother’s Day?  Well, if you are KFC, you publish a novella where your founder, Colonel Sanders, falls in love in England during the 1800s.  Attributed to Harland Sanders, who died in 1980, this tale is an insult to all who read it.  If their food doesn’t turn you off, reading this dreck surely will.