Hey gang, Dennis here. Sorry for being away for so long, but things have been very busy here at Turkey Central. Here’s a bit of advice for all of you: just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.
NewGuy embarasses himself on IM
If anyone can explain this to me, please do. Until next time, Gobble Gobble.
Welcome back, everybody! Today we have a question from reader Harcio, who finds himself in a bit of a pickle.
Dear Turkey,
Now that the holidays are over, what should I do with the Backwards looking Santa cookie jar on my office shelf?
That’s a good question, Harcio! My research shows that the typical time frame for removing Christmas decorations is between January 1st and January 6th. However, this piece also serves a dual purpose, as it is also a cookie jar. As we learned in NewGuy’s letter last week, every office loves cookies. I say keep it out in the open, as long as you can find someone to fill it with delicious cookies.
I hope this steaming pile of knowledge helps out. Thanks for writing the Learning Turkey.
Hi everybody. One of the features here at Turkey Central will be answering your pressing questions with a steaming pile of knowledge. Today’s question comes from reader NewGuy. He asks:
Dear Dennis,
I have a question for you. Over the years I’ve stockpiled a significant pile of hot cocoa mix, but no one wants to drink any. What should I do with all this Swiss Miss?-NewGuy
Hi everyone, Dennis here. I’m looking for a logo for my new site here and am going to have a contest to see which of our readers can design the best Learning Turkey logo. We already have one submission, sent in by reader NewGuy.
Dennis the Learning Turkey
Send all entries to dennis@learningturkey.com for a chance to win fabulous Learning Turkey prizes.