Hey, Mr. I’ve had too much to drink and think that the 30,000 people who are at the baseball game are here to see what wacky antics you can come up with, please sit down and shut up.  It’s 2011.  The Wave is played out.  The reason it keeps dying out once it gets past your group of friends is that nobody cares.  Either sit down and watch the game or leave and go bother someone else.